Poetry

I am not IT literate

Approximate reading time: 9 min

It’s been a while since I wrote anything ‘fresh’.

I feel like I might have forgotten how to write…

What to say?

What to say?

It has become apparent this last month that the Goddess of technology has completely forsaken me.

I have almost zero memory left on my phone…

I am up to 98% full capacity.

While trying to figure out what the hell was using so much of my memory,

I discovered that 90% of my 64GB was being gobbled up by apps.

Stupid apps!

Useless apps that I don’t even want on my phone.

Apps that I am unable to delete.

What’s up with that?

How is that even fair?

It’s like selling someone a new suitcase filled with CRAP and then informing the customer:

“No, sorry you are not allowed to take any of it out or throw any of it away! But oooooh look at this lovely little side pocket here…you can put all your stuff in there if you like!

Splendid!!!

Why can’t we just go into a phone shop and order a phone completely app free?

And then we can download all the apps that we WANT!!

Is that asking toooo much people?

I am sure there is a way to solve this memory issue…but other than me continually deleting everything that comes into my phone- I haven’t a clue as to what it is!

(I am not IT literate!)  

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The Snip-It tool on my laptop, which I pretty much use 24/7 with my blogging, decided to stop working 2 weeks ago.  

All attempts to fix it myself were futile.

I deleted the Snip-It app and re-downloaded it about 16 times…

(No, I’m NOT exaggerating)

After every download, I clicked on the app to open up the newly installed version and it looped me back to the download page.

AARRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

My creative licence is completely destroyed without Snip-It!

Cutting and pasting pictures is half the fun!!!!

I am sure there is a logical reason as to why this is happening.

But I don’t have a clue as to what it is!

(I am not IT literate!)

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Two weeks ago, I discovered when editing my blog, all the text is faded out.

This means I pretty much can’t see anything unless I click on a line and highlight it.

For a blogger that’s like trying to drive in tule fog with your fog lights on continuously.

It’s torture…

(You need to appreciate the pure agony of me even writing this post!)

Numerous calls to Bluehost tech support and I repeatedly got nowhere.

Apparently, it’s a design error that they are unable to fix…but they are also unable to provide me with the details of anyone who can actually fix it.

(Despite me asking several times)

So, yet again…I am clueless.

(I am not IT literate!)

Eventually after a week of me calling back, hoping to get someone that might actually be able to help …I finally got through to Rasheed

who had a suggestion.

(Sometimes you have to keep trying until you find that one person who is able to think ‘OUTSIDE’ the box.)

God Bless him, Rasheed was that man!

Rasheed:

“You know you could contact our design team …you would have to pay them but they could fix this for you!”

For the love of God, why on earth didn’t the first person tell me that?

YES!!! I will pay whoever and whatever is needed so that I can blog without my fog lights on.

I just need it fixed.

Rasheed reassured me that someone from the design team would call me in the next couple of hours.

(This was Sunday!)

Thank God…finally a light at the end of this technological nightmare.

About an hour later I accidentally dropped my phone off the edge of a balcony and completely obliviated it.

I currently have no phone.

Will it NEVER END?????

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Luckily I was due for an upgrade.

My new Samsung A54 will be arriving tomorrow😊

It has 128GB!!!

Wohoooooo!!!

(I will no longer need to continually delete shit!)

No doubt it will arrive with hundreds of useless apps on it that I will be unable to delete, but hey ho….on the plus side

IT’S PURPLE!

(My favourite colour!)

On my previous phone contract I was paying £75 a month …..

(why was I paying so much? I have NOT a freak’n clue!)

For the new contract I will only be paying £35 a month

The lovely Vodaphone support lady also sliced my internet bill in half… ….instead of paying £40 a month I will now be paying £22.

Dropping my phone off that balcony is probably the best thing that could have happened to me this week.😊

And the cherry on the top…..my 17th attempt at fixing Snip-It worked!!!!!

I can cut and paste inane little pictures to my heart’s content!

My life is back online!!!

(I will write with fog lights on for now…..)

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Interesting how the entire time I have been dealing with all this CRAP I have been editing the poem below which is pretty much all about learning to handle what life throws at you!

All I can say is

“The universe has a sense of humour”

It’s good to be back….

Thank God I can still rant write!

Written the 9th April 2021

Pendulation

It’s 3am

poetry is keeping me awake

words swimming through my mind

they won’t take a break

I decided to get up

purge them ALL out

One word in particular

 my mind wants to tout

“Pendulation”

Is a term by Peter Irvine

From ‘Healing Trauma”

That I’m reading at this time

‘Pendulation’

Is one of the processes required

to help people with trauma

their brain to rewire

Also called ‘looping’

 it allows a person to swing

from a state of anxiety

and suffering…

to a more calm, relaxed state

– there should be an easy flow

But when you’re healing trauma

 that’s not how it always goes

That process that should be natural

(How your body self-regulates)

Continually gets stuck

as your body dissociates

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Self-regulation is modelled by parents

It should be learnt as a child

The most valuable tool

it is a skill that is compiled

 as you are taught how to manage

(Throughout those early formative years)

All of your emotions

Your feelings

Your fears

I realise that this wasn’t

something I was taught

My mom struggled with her emotions

which often left her frazzled and fraught

A while back my Aunt made a comment

 it left me intrigued

She said

“When you were all kids

you were as good as can be

So well behaved in fact

it didn’t seem right

I never saw any of you quibble or fight

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So, this got me thinking

about my class at school

how I want to model

and build this pendulation tool

When I first started teaching them

 four months ago

A more perfect class

 I have never known

I have honestly never

 had a class so good

never a foot out of line

always doing what they should

But something about it

 just unnerved me so

this is definitely NOT

how I want children to grow

What’s the point of having

 a perfectly behaved class

if they can never giggle

or just have a laugh

They’d listen to stories

 completely dead panned

That they were so lifeless

was hard to understand

And if they never have free will

 to misbehave

how will they learn

 that it’s actually OK?

To get into trouble

and deal with the fall out

Isn’t making mistakes

what life is all about?

It’s about giving more freedom

allowing them to choose

Hell, it’s even giving them

 permission to refuse

To know that the world

won’t end if they say no

To see the bigger picture and how

mistakes help them grow

Helping them to recognise their emotions

To analyse what they feel

I guess healthy pendulation

is my teaching ideal

So, I have been working hard

 to try and relax the grip

give them more freedom

and choice on this trip

Every spilt water bottle

or broken toy

Is simply a lesson

That doesn’t need to annoy

Shit happens we hurt

we get upset

Our friends make us angry

we disconnect

But we can learn to bounce back

take back our control

We can find our own ways

Our inner parts to console

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A random story

that happened this week

That beautifully highlights

‘Pendulation’ so to speak

I have the cutest

sweetest girl in my class

She is the kindest student

with the biggest of hearts

While making our ‘mini gardens’

I gave the speech

“Please only take two handfuls

 of gravel each”

After her third handful

I reminded her of my words

She nodded but clearly

 she never heard

On her fourth handful, I said

“Reana remember I said only two!”

She nodded again, but never withdrew

By her fifth handful

I eventually raised my voice

It’s not something I do often

 not by choice

“Reana remember I said only two

This is the last time

that I’m speaking to you!”

She suddenly looked up

with eyes of fear

and I watched in horror

as they filled with tears

I saw her lower lip start

to quiver and shake

In that split second

I thought my heart would break

But then in a flash

I was amazed to see

this tiny little child

just starting to breathe

Huge deep breaths

like I have taught them to do

huge dramatic breaths

 to work her anxiety through

After a few of these breaths

 her tears went away

It was one of those moments

that completely make your day

I walked over to her

I gave her a hug

watching her self-regulate

was better than any drug

“Reana”

I gushed

“I’m so proud of you

You got anxious and upset

but your body knew what to do.”

5 minutes later Reana was back

just as before

Continuing with her garden

chatting galore

Pendulation at its best

Calming herself after a mistake

She had got into trouble

And now knows she won’t ‘break’

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